What’s On Your Career Bucket List? |

Ever since I saw that movie, The Bucket List, I've been enthralled with the idea of a bucket list. So my list consists of 10 items; but, I just found a really funny list! It includes:

Wear shirt that says “Life”. Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here,” with a straight face.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is “C”. Enjoy the show.
Buy a horse, name it “Oscar Takes The Lead,” enter it in horse races.
Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, “I’ve been expecting you…”
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say,”Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
Follow joggers around in a car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Buy four pigs. Paint 1, 2, 3, and 5 on each pig. Let them loose in a mall and watch security try to find number 4.
Take mentos and freeze into ice cubes. Put the ice cubes into your friend’s soda. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode.
Buy a turtle. Name it “The Speed of Light.” Tell everyone that I can run faster than The Speed of Light.