Contest: Canadian Most Humourous Wrong Question and Answer
Scoring a zero in a test is easy but it takes talent to be clueless and inventive to generate some great examples of wrong answers that make you laugh and cry at the same time!
Here is your chance to be creative; this week’s Word Out contest is to submit a humourous wrong question and an answer that will make us laugh our socks off!
Need help with ideas then check out F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Answers by Richard Benson
One entry per person. Please make sure that your answer is not a duplication of a previous answer and do not use any copyright materials.
Winner selected by random draw.
Contest closes Friday, August 10th, at 11:59 PM
21 thoughts on “Contest: Canadian Most Humourous Wrong Question and Answer”
Q: Expand (b+c)n
A:
(B+C)n
=( B + C ) n
=( B + C ) n
=( B + C ) n
=( B + C ) n
etc…
There was supposed to be space there but i’ll just tell u, so in the first equal sign there is supposed to be 1 space between each symbol/letter, in the second equal sign two space between each symbol/letter, in the third, three spaces, and in fourth equal sign, four space between each, and so on.
Question: If Joe had 2 apples and 1 orange in one hand, and 7 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand, what does Joe have?
Answer: Very large hands.
Q: Define a tangent.
A: There you go again, off on a tangent. What’s the question you wanted me to answer anyway???
What is love?
Oh baby, don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more
Oh, baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more
Q: Explain the occurrence of a lunar eclipse.
A:
The moon extinguishes the sun when the darkness of its unseen face illuminates Earth.
Q: “What is the capital of Canada?”
A: “C”
Q: If 1+b=2, then what does b+b equal?
A: b+b is equal to b+b, duh!
Q: Is 0 an even number?
A: Even if it is even, it is an odd situation.
Q:What ‘X’ is the fear of foreigners or strangers?
A: The X-Factor
Q: Complete the title of the well-known book: ‘The Iceman..’?
A: Melts away 😛
Teacher: To what family does the elephant belong?
Student: I don’t know; no body that I know owns one.
Copyright.
Copyright.
Copyright.
Copyright.
I don’t get it…
Geography – Agriculture
What do you call someone who helps out at a farm?
A Pharmacist.
b+b is equal to, or the same as, b+b, but what the questioner really wanted to know was the sum of b+b.
Oh, and btw, b is a variable.
I think the contest closed yesterday, august 10 at 11:59. and you just write it today august 11 hmmm…
I have a q: How do you know if the answers are copyright?