Allen | Nicole and Sophia

October 16, 2010 | Yvcanthology | Comments (0)

She sat in the large oak tree watching the pig-sheep as they paraded around the field. She took out an AK47 and shot at any of the dragon giraffes who were trying to eat her precious pig-sheep.

This could go on for hours. The last parade went on for 3 days, but she was determined to keep everyone safe from the dragon-giraffes she would get a sugar-plum-orange! This item was known for its ability to turn people into flies!

With this power she would use it, along with her shooting abilities, to turn all of the poo into food, and spy on Hanna’s boyfriend Allen.

The parade seemed to go on forever. She got so distracted at times that she would sing Oh Canada in a loud voice. Finally the parade ended, all the pig-sheep were safe and she had killed 24 dragon giraffes (yes this girl is insane). She went to the chef to get the sugar-plum-orange and he was gone! It seemed as though something had happened because all of his clothes were left on the ground. She lifted them up to find a fly, the fly strongly resembled the chef, but it was still a fly so she killed it before going to the backyard and picking a grape-banana, these were said to be the best fruits for finding what you want most so she ate one and then found a boy in her pocket. The boy was first blond and as small as a rock, but it turned into Allen (he looked quite scared). She was so excited that she hugged him as hard as she could but he couldn’t breathe so he died. With that all of her hopes and dreams were crushed and she killed herself.

When the chef’s wife came home she fed all the dead bodies to the dragon-giraffes as a peace-offering.

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