Complete that Comic Contest!
Want to win a fantastic prize?
Kagan McLeod, author of Infinite Kung Fu, contributed some very cool speechless panels to the Word Out blog for this summer.
Image courtesy of Kagan McLeod
To be entered into this week's contest:
Suggest some dialogue in the comments section below.
If you come up with the best back and forth between the lady in black and the mr. Goatee, you'll win your very own Sony eReader.
A couple of rules:
- Only one entry per person
- You have to comment by 11:59 PM on Friday July 6th 2012 to be eligible to win.
- Make sure to send us your email, or else we can't contact you to let you know you've won!
Good Luck, Word Out fans!
29 thoughts on “Complete that Comic Contest!”
Lady: Have you heard this one? What’s black and white and red all over? A penguin with a sunburn! Bwahhahhahhhh!
Guy: …um…. that’ll be $50, please.
Lady: (Well, I thought it was funny).
Lady: Dear heavens, is this a dress or a canvas?
Mr.Goatee: Uh, everything O.K. mam?
Lady: (The Lady in Black will never be recognized in red!)
Lady: “Oh my, how much would you charge for this lovely piece?”
Mr. Goatee: Uh Maam….Maam that would be $60″
Lady: Hum…I thought I saw something looking at me from behind the clothing rack. Must be my imagination.
Lady: Hello, sir, do you suppose that this lovely dress would look nice on me? It sure matches the shoes I have on right now!
Mr. Goatee: Certainly, madam, those two will look fantastic together! But while you’re still here, why not consider that sequinned hand purse at the far table? I had just noticed it, and it must be the finishing touch that adds it all up and makes you an outfit that shine!
Lady:(Hmmm…what a great mister he was! And he sure had a sharp eye as well as an amazing fashion sense!)
Lady: do you think i’d look Fat in this dress.Oh i don’t know Give me your honest opinion , Come on Spit it out tell me now. Mr.Goatee: Of Course Of Course you Look amazing as always now that be 75 dollars…Wait where are you going ? Lady:(You know i’ll just leave i have to many red items in my bag anyway… red is soo last season and who would buy a 75 dollar dress anyway i know i look rich and all but im on a tight budget here!)
Lady in Black: Excuse me mister! Is this the smallest size available for this dress…?
Mr. Goatee: Why yes, ma’am. Are you buying this dress for your daughter or…? Oh, it’s for you! I’m sorry madam. Anyways, that’d be $80.
Lady in Black: (Hmph! I’m still young! If only there was another dress like that, I would’ve left that store before that mister said $80!)
Lady: This price is ridiculous! $149.99! Unbelievable! If I had time, I could make it myself for one third of that price. Guy: Wow! This lady has “issues”. Lady:I shouldn’t have spent that much but I really needed something new for the barbeque this weekend.
Lady in black: Does this dress make me look like Spider woman? I need a Halloween costume, so I can go with my son for trick or treating.
Mr. Goatee: HA! HA! HA! Isn’t that funny? I’m going to be Spider man! That will be $100.00 please. Your lucky it is on sale.
Lady in black: What a weird man with weird jokes. How weird is it that he has a sale for dresses on Halloween.
Lady in black: Do you have this dress on sale? I need it for my cocktail party.
Mr. Goatee: Do you have a points card? Great! Let me ring it in.
Lady in black: Wow that was cheap! What a great bargain! I have to tell more people.
Lady in Black: OH…this red dress? The price is soo cheap! My standards are wayy higher…but I’ll take it!
Man: Maam…this is no cheap dress!It’s a designer…come pay at the counter.
Lady in black: Like a pro…That wasn’t even my credit card.
Lady: You can’t expect me to pay $150.00 for this
Gentleman: Will that be cash or credit?
Lady: I really have to stop shopping here.
Lady: So I used my poisonous centipede style right into dude’s sternum. DONE.
Dude: Psst…the lady behind you is MAD buggin.’
Lady: DAMN! Can’t shop nowhere no more without drama. OUT!
Lady in Black: Fine!!! I’ll buy the dress if you promise to stop putting words in my mouth.
Mr. Goatee: Umm… I’m glad you’re taking the dress ma’am but I don’t control your speech bubbles – that’s been handed over to our readers.
Lady in Black: Humph! If it’s speech bubbles they want then I’ll just resolve not to speak again. I can deal with that as long as they don’t know what I’m – ahh… that feels better – thinking.
lady: the dress is lovely, the white dots look like stars, it will fit her taste perfactly!
mr. Goatee: Thank you for shopping!
lady: now all i need is to put a bit of frostfire mix in the dress, Luna will be trapped in the Duat, and the world shall crumble in enternal night!
lady: Sir, by chance you have the other colors in this collection?
salesman: I’m sorry madam thats the only one left!
lady: yay! it’s my lucky day! I got the last one of this limited edition dress!
The Woman in Red Shoes: This dress is uncanny! It’s the perfect companion to living uniformly in rouge!
Man with a Goatee: You carry the burden of great fashionable purpose.
The Woman in Red Shoes: I’m on a mission from Godard.
Lady: My “husband” likes the color red. Remember, we’re on this spy mission together, so give me a cheap price.
Guy: Of course 0254812, I’ll charge you $5.
Lady: (I better dress myself in my camouflage suit, someone was watching us.)
lady: oh, this dress is marvelous! just wonderful!
man: that will be 50 euro please…
lady: i just love Paris. i hope they will not find me here….oh, i wish all my troubles will go away and could live just one day happily.,.
Hah! These are all amazing!
Remember, you have to submit your entry before midnight Friday to win the eBook Reader…
Lady: Sir, your store has such colourful dresses! OMG, this will totally match my pair of green shoes and my wreath brooche! I’m so happy! Merry Christmas!
Monsieur Trop Gros: Uh…Madam, the dress is quite wonderful, but *cough* *cough* it’s July…
Lady: Hmph! Can’t a lady do her early Christmas shopping without people thinking that she’s half crazy?!
W: I need a new look, I think I’ll take this.
M: That? Oh, that’s just a surveillance camera.
W: It’s amazing the things people will say when they think they’re going to die.
Lady in Black: I must admit, everything in my Fiancé’s store is the best of the best. Aren’t you the most fashionable man in the world?
Mr.Goatee: (Gushing) Well all the credit goes to my beautiful Fiancé
Lady in Black:Just like all the credit for this dress goes right to your bank card. MUHAHAHA
Lady: Dear Me! I think this stunning dress is probably the only thing in your shop that I have not bought. Good thing this is the last one. Here, place it on my boyfriend’s tab will you? Money is no object to me, being this the Famous Clothing Store in all Paris.
Guy: Yes Madame, as you are my favourite and most frequent customer. I must say you are a lucky beauty to have a man like Mr. Johnny Depp. He always treats his women like precious jewels. I think I’ll be expecting you to become Mrs. Depp anytime soon. Well, I hope your shopping was to your liking?
Lady: (Indeed. And with my new wardrobe and makeover, I can continue to sink myself into any man’s heart. Now that I’ve squeezed enough money out of him to last a lifetime, I’ll just pack up my things and be on my way. Sad that I have to shatter his precious heart.)
Lady: Excuse me, the price says that this dress is 300 dollars, but my aunt wants to buy this for my grandfather’s daughter’s sister. Can you take off 50 percent if it fits her? You see, she’s pregnant and the belly of this dress is quite large!
Butler: Miss!! Please do not try on a dress that is over your budget. The dress will wrinkle and crinkle and other customers won’t want to buy it. But if you model it for me – I’ll take off 50 percent.
Lady: I’ll model for you when I’m dead – I was only joking about not being able to afford the dress. It’s not like I was bargaining in the flea market. The nerve of old people these days!
Lady: Is this a red dress?
Man: Yes, yes it is.
Lady: (Well that was easy.)
Lady: This dress fits you perfectly. The shape will truly bring out your inner man!
Flabbergasted Store Manager: Excuse me madam but this is an exceptionally good dress for.. you.
Lady: Heh, 3 store employees down, 4 to go.
Lady: This dress was made for me i must simply have it
Mr.Goatee: Ya, sure just hand of over the card Ms.
Lady: Geez, he’s just jealous i got to the dress first
Lady:Are you sure this is the latest Chanel dress and it’s on sale?If this isn’t I- is that real facial hair?
Mr. Goatee: Uh, I’m over here… Excuse me, are you all right?
Lady: Why did he tell me he was Mr. Goatee when he doesn’t even have a goatee? I must get to the bottom of this!
Lady: This dress is so versatile, it’ll be perfect to wear to many different functions. And the price is such a steal… Are you sure it doesn’t have any defects?
Mr. Goatee: Ah, well, um, how should I put this. As a matter of fact… oh look behind you! *stuffs ripped dress into shopping bag* Oh don’t mind me ma’am, I was just imagining how good this dress would look on you from a different angle.
Lady: (I’m so happy with this red dress! Of the two dresses I bought today, this is definitely a hole-in-one of a deal!)