Caption Contest #2
Welcome to this week's Kill Shakespeare caption contest. If you miss last week caption contest or have a great idea for this week caption contest then submit your entry today. The winner, who will be announced on Tuesday, August 9, will get a free graphic novel! Submit only one caption per comment, but you can leave as many comments as you like. Please make sure that your caption has not already been submitted. Good luck!
39 thoughts on “Caption Contest #2”
im felling alittle woozy so…. you want this boy??
Want cigar, it’ll do some good?
Hey don’t run away,I won’t bite.
“Try this with some mustard, it’s tasty”
what! you haven’t seen a drunk man before?
Welcome to my world. Wanna play a little game?
“Here take this. Come on, trust me.”
Hey you the new maid, iron my shirt for me will ya?
yo little boy come follow me i know where your paren’ts are. All you need to do is drink this
“Care the take a seat? Preferably over there.”
“Welcome to my lair, care to join me to some fine drinks?”
“YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! No one is going find that I’m drinking alcohol even that silly little chipmunk.”
“I feel like I’m free using this lab with a lot of chemicals but something seems fishy”
” This feels awesome when I do examinations all by my self”
So…x to the power 2 divided by 50, multiplied by sine and then divided by the square root of cosine…OOOH,LOOK!! A sparkly unicorn!!
hello there! oh young man, care to have a drink with me? hihi
you. there. Come here.wanna have some party in here?
Boy, take my word for it. I’m a wasted, drunk soul… but a drink once in a while always helps to numb all feelings.
You. Quit gawking at me, I’m just a tad bit drunk.
Shakespeare eh?? Got drunk back here with me last night. Odd sort of fellow, gave me this funky thing.
“Nothing like a little drink to cheer you up. Trust me, it’s fine.”
“Are you having a tough day? Don’t worry, I’ll help chase the evil spirits away. Just try a little of this.”
Oh jolly good! its my new issue of books n’ bottles weekley!
Oh hello young man… are you lost? Care to take a sip of this spectacular mead that took me 2 months to afford and buy? Maybe not. Cheerio!
Who dare trespasses the lair of the drunkard and especially when someone’s in the middle of a pleasant drink?
Some rich bloke just moved in by the street and look what they threw out in the garbage- a whole bottle of whiskey. But none for you though, boy.
“Pleasure to meet you young lad, now hurry and go buy us some fine drinks…We shall have a fun time…together”
” ah my sirrah, thou just in metime. Take thee money and seek the apothecary, mayhaps banish thee prince, or methinks a fine bit of poison shall do the trick”
Fie, Fie, sirrah! Thou forgot thy pounds!? This the last change lad. For thou shall not have brought me thy pounds by tomorrows light, thou shall parish.
It is too bad that shakespeare and shameful,it is not good to take acholic .it may be something that happen to him ,that he was drunk.I shakespeare is given a to buy him beers,but shakespeare drinks a lot of beers like [ 6 bottles].After drinking he threw the bottles in the garbage and in the he looked sad.that s all i see in the picture and understanding.
Hey! You lad! Yes you over there with the big ears! Come over here and give me a refill or else im come chasin’ ya faster than leprechaun on St. Patricks Day!
oops, this is shalindrini again- i meant “i’ll come chasin'” not iM oops! sorry : (
“Listen there young man. This place is a terrible place to be, especially at night and you look like you need so cheering up. So here take this it…..will…make…everything better. ha.”
Now that you are old enough I can’tell you the truth…
I really did see it that night.
I saw it… I’ve seen it with my own eyes–the Flying Spahgetti Monster!!
Sir, wilts thou exchange this potion for a price? It will mend your wound and other injuries included…. but thou must also pay back. There will be side effects.Yes, ’tis true…but what’s more important?
It’s your lucky day lad … I am so drunk I’m giving you money.
You’ve come to meet your doom here in the hellmouth…eh, boy?!
Ha! What can your puny sword do against my wine bottle gun?
Ready for a crash course on Molotov cocktails?
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